brooke has allergies: a guide
(aka. manifesto of a defective immune system)
The No-No List
follow this if ingredients are available for a specific food (like, found-on-the-back-of-the-box ingredients,
not "i'm
pretty sure it doesn't have [...]" ingredients.
if there isn't near certainty about what's in something, it's unsafe
S-Tier Anaphylaxis Inducers (severe allergy, cannot eat any amounts)
-
tree nuts (common names)
- almonds
- Brazil nuts
- cashews
- hazelnuts
- macadamia nuts
- pecans
- pine nuts
- pistachio nuts and
- walnuts
- literally any nut that comes from a tree
-
tree nuts (other names that sometimes show up)
common things are bolded
- Almond
- Artificial nuts
- Beechnut
- Black walnut, including hull extract (flavoring)
- Brazil nut
- Butternut (also known as white walnuts; not squash)
- California walnut
- Cashew
- Chestnut
- Chinquapin nut
- Filbert/hazelnut
- Gianduja (a chocolate-hazelnut spread or mixture)
- Ginkgo nut
- Heart nut (also known as Japanese walnut)
- Hickory nut
- Litchi/lichee/lychee nut
- Macadamia nut (also known as bush nut)
- Marzipan/almond paste
- Nangai nut
- Natural nut extract (e.g., almond, walnut—although artificial extracts are generally safe)
- Nut butters (e.g., cashew butter)
- Nut distillates/alcoholic extracts
- Nut meal
- Nut meat
- Nut milk (e.g., almond milk, cashew milk)
- Nut oils (e.g., walnut oil, almond oil)
- Nut paste (e.g., almond paste)
- Nut pieces
- Pecan
- Pesto (often includes pine puts or walnuts)
- Pili nut
- Pine nut (also referred to as Indian, pignoli, pigñolia, pignon, piñon and pinyon
nut)
- Pistachio
- Praline
- Shea nut
- Walnut (English or Persian)
- Walnut hull extract (flavoring)
-
peanuts.
- clothed peanut (shell on)
- naked peanut (shell removed)
- buttered peanut (peanut butter)
- anthropomorphic peanut (mr. peanut)
- any other peanut forms
-
soy (but it's a bit complicated). if it doesn't have the exact wording listed in The Soy Thing,
assume it's unsafe.
things that soy hides in:
- hydrogenated vegetable shortening
- hydrogenated vegetable oil
- vegetable protein
Very Unpleasant, Will Still Make Me Sick (moderate to severe allergy, i avoid all of it)
- all types of peas
- all types of beans
- all types of lentils
The Safe List
Safe Soy(a)
forms of soy i'm able to eat (bless). if an ingredient has the
exact wording listed here, then i'm good to have it.
note: soy/soya/soybean are the same thing. i dont' know why there's so many names.
for
brevity,
i'm just
using 'soy'
- soy oil
- soy lecithin
- soy sauce (and soy sauce powder)
- vegetable oil and non-hydrogenated vegetable oil
- vegetable shortening and non-hydrogenated vegetable shortening
things i can have, despite their name/appearance
- nutmeg
- water chestnuts
- coconut
- butternut squash
- corn nuts
- carob bean gum (doesn't have the word nut, but i'm not making another section)
- sesame (all types)
- 100% artificial almond flavouring (must be completely artificial. usually it's declared if it contains nuts)
so, you want to cook
firstly, genuine thank you. allergies are difficult to work around, and i appreciate you making the effort
and picking up the gauntlet that my allergies.
here's the big things to consider/work with if you want to make the food brooke-safe:
- read everything. food manufacturers put stuff in foods that you wouldn't ever consider, so, you
have to check everything. This means reading every ingredient, not just the bolded allergens at
the bottom. Only the top 10 allergens in canada need to be bolded, and some of my allergies are outside
of that.
- wash everything (including your hands!!!!). You should be doing this anyways, but it's
specifically important for allergies. cross contamination
(where an allergen gets into a food it wasn't supposed to be in) can happen easily with cooking
utensils. if you are wearing a lotion with one of my allergens in it, that can also cause cross
contamination. disinfectants (like alcohol) can kill germs, but it doesn't get rid of the proteins
associated
with allergies. Soap and warm water is the key here.
also, i don't need you to buy a whole new
kitchen
set (that's wild) or overhaul your kitchen, just to be clean. If you aren't sure where a utensil/cooking
tool has been, please
wash it.
- new ingredients (if you can) This one is a bit harder to do for certain ingredients, but i'm
putting it here anyways. foods (usually spreads) that are accessed multiple times (like butter being
used on different things with knives that have already touched something else) are a definite source of
cross contamination. if you're able to use a new/unopened container, that is best.
- take pictures of the ingredients i know you've read the ingredients, and i'm not trying to psyop
you into thinking i don't trust you.
i ask what's in the food because mistakes happen and things get missed (i've done it too), so having
the ability to check exactly what's in the food is important to me. you don't need to write everything
down, but if you could take a picture of the ingredients list of the foods you used, along with the
recipe, it's way safer for me.
- ask me if you aren't sure
i don't know what the food scientists are doing in their little
food science labs, but there are new weird things getting added into products every day. If you see
something and go "huh, that's weird" just ask me. i'm happy to look and i can make the call if its safe or
not, before you commit to the bit (the bit being the food you're making).
Answers to frequently asked questions
- no, i don't know what [insert nut name] tastes like
- yes, i actually can die
- yes, even a little bit, like if someone doesn't wash their hands before cooking
- no, i will not die if you touch me (unless you stick a body part in my mouth, in which case my ensuing
actions
shall see that we both meet the reaper)
- no i am not scared of the epipen (i'm actually more worried someone else will be and won't help me if i
need it)
- no, i will not grow out of it
- no, i cannot do the thing where i have a little bit each day. (i've looked into it; they will not accept
me in their trial)
- no, i am not offended by the fact you (a) have eaten, (b) are eating, (c) will eat, or (d) are thinking
about eating food i'm
allergic to
- yes, i usually eat things that "may contain." i just avoid obvious things like granola or bulk bins
where
cross contamination is likely
- yes, i can eat out, i just look at the menu/call ahead of time to check if they can accomodate me
- no, i cannot rely on chatgpt to find out if a food is safe.
it has told me that my son's name is
BƎEFLARDO.
i do
not
have son.
i would rather not take the chance.
- yes, i have written the word "nut" an uncomfortable number of times for this page
- i made this site because excel is very bad on phones and people don't like csv
fun fact: i can safely eat this man-made horror.
WHEY, CANOLA OIL, MILK PROTEIN CONCENTRATE, CHEDDAR CHEESE
(MILK, SALT, CHEESE
CULTURE, ENZYMES), MILK, CONTAINS LESS THAN 2% OF SODIUM CITRATE, SODIUM PHOSPHATE, CALCIUM PHOSPHATE, SALT,
LACTIC ACID, SODIUM ALGINATE, MILKFAT, SORBIC ACID AS A PRESERVATIVE, COLOR (ANNATTO EXTRACT, APOCAROTENAL),
ENZYMES, CHEESE CULTURE.
brooke made this website.
she got a
whole
degree for this.